The Root of the Problem

One of these days, I will move into a house that I will not have to....6months later....or less, move out of. One of these days I will put down roots. And from them I will grow strong. And rock back and forth on my porch, yelling at the children who kicked their soccer ball into my yard. Handing out dental floss at Halloween. I will call the authorities when one of my 10 cats goes missing in my house. Yes, roots. That's what I need. Roots.

Sigh.