Saturday, September 12, 2009

Hypothetical Sigur Ros Situation (Metaphorically Speaking)

If you ever find yourself in the midst of a crying fit (not that it would ever happen to me) for no apparent reason on the freeway (hypothetically of course) and your mascara is running down your face (for you shallow gals who wear make up) while on your way to a wedding in which you produced a plethora of wilted bridal bouquets (something I'd never let happen) in 92 degree heat which so happens to be messing your perfectly straightened hair into a humidity curl nightmare (I of course can't relate) then....you should know (just in case) that Sigur Ros is a wonderful band to aid in calming you down, thus keeping you from entering social functions like a crazed emotional voodoo woman (again, metaphorically speaking).

Consider yourself informed. Thank you very much.

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